Hello, my name is Joe, and I worked in a button factory.
One day my boss came up to me and said, "Hi. My name is Stephanie and I'm an aspiring illustrator. I am a freshman at Moore College of Art and Design and I love making comics. I also love computers and technology and the internet. Some of you oldies might remember me as Thirdperiodlunch."
I found this highly insulting, so I kicked him in the gonads.
That's why I don't have a job anymore.
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