While I have no talent for art, I've been able to eek out a meager existance as a writer. I have my own daily humor column, and am luckily enough to have paired up with Bongo in order to create "Avaste Ye". His art, my words, and I think we'll go damn far. If not, at least chicks dig guys with comics. Right? Chicks...dig that....right? Someone tell me that's right...please...