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I keep forgetting I have comics.

supa mario adventure updates whenever I have thirty seconds to kill.

Cult of the Elder Lemons updates never.

I hardly post anymore.

My "top friends" are the biggest tards I could think of, with the exception of Ping whose comic you should be reading right now because it's the main reason I actually joined this site.

supa mario adventure is a parody, no, I'm not four.

I hate you.

I love community projects, but don't have the courage/commitment to actually help.

I'm not really a terrible artist, or story writer, I'm just too lazy to take the time to draw all the comic ideas running through my head.

This is my deviantART. It's the same as here; I just use it for the forums.

I love you.

I've been on here for about three years now, so if you want some stories about the Duck, go away. I don't care if I've been here for a while, don't ask me any questions. I won't tell you about Drunk Duck's old layout, old Admins, old Moderators, and I sure as hell won't tell you about the Top Drawer.

Top Drawer Beta sucks.

I hate you.

I got this username by being addicted to collecting miniatures. They made a new thing called Horrorclix, I got into it, and fell in love at first sight at their Cthulhu miniature, which I now own.

After that, I went to a little place called Hello-Cthulhu, a "cute" Cthulhuized spin-off of Hello-Kitty. Pretty good, I suggest you read it. But the forums are dead.

I love you.

I got my huge post count mainly from posting in Forum Games back in '07, and Top Drawer from '07-'08. Thanks to the Top Drawer, I learned about the wonders of Internet memes, and a certain website you may have heard of. As you can imagine, they fucked my life up and I blame them for all my problems. Stubbed a toe? Those Top Drawer bastards.

ZeroVX is really, really, really emo.

As you can tell from my recommends, I have a taste for horror comics, especially vampire ones. No, I am not a Twilight fan. I never read it, because right once I was about to pick up a book, its fanbase exploded into retardism, and I backed right the fuck up.

Tokyopimp is creepy.

I'm still going for 100 friends the legitimate way, but I stopped getting friends requests or whatever they're called ages ago.

I hate you.

Looking at my videos, you've probably gathered that I have an awful taste in music. This is not true. They're all ancient, and my musical taste has grown up since then.

Here's my last.fm.

At the moment, I'm a Sophomore in High School making the Honor Roll too easily, and being very bored with school.

I play Rugby as a flanker, and wrestle (this year) at 171. Thanks to both of these, I'm in very good shape.

I love you.

Call Crocty 'Crock-pot' and call Ozoneocean 'Osbourne'. Just do it.

I'm neutral on just about everything, but if you have too high of an opinion of something, there's a feeling in my gut that makes me disagree with you.

Yes, a feeling in my gut. Not a voice in my head. I'm not a schizo.

I'm pretty sure Lord Shplane killed himself.

I hate you.

I watch Comedy Central mostly, and enjoy stand up comedy.

The picture in Cult of the Elder lemons was found on the Hello-Cthulhu site; the guy who posted it didn't give any info, so I don't know if it was him, or some random guy.

I personally believe that there will never be anything new added to the site. New trophies? Nope. New games? Nope. New forums? Admins? Mods? Nope, nope, nope.

First post in WTH: I got the first post in the What the Heck?! forum. It was about botflies.

I love you.

 

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Comments About Cthulhu

Atom Apple
HEY.

Suck my name, ho.

Lord Shplane
0.o

/killself

Lord Shplane
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WHY IS POWERUP IN YOUR RECOMMENDS?

Lord Shplane
Needed it to look at people's porn.

I like zelda
HA! you can only get 82 friends the honest way! but you still beat me...

mikeytheblackmantis
i want to know if that is a lemon orgasim or some sort of other mythical fruit you have there

crocty
NO I ISN'T!

crocty
People tell me that ALLL the time!

Wait a minute! THAT'S AN INSULT!

crocty
D':
You're mean, Cthulhu!

crocty
Hey, I never left you a user comment!...
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