Raised by a rabid pack of were-snails, JEFFERY STEVENSON (aka DarkOra) learned to appreciate the simple things in life... a good straight branch to crawl across and avoid the hazardous terrain, portable housing, and leaving creative slime trails. Civilization eventually sunk its hooks into him--but try as they might to put the man into the rabid lycanthropic snail, they'll never be able to take the rabid lycanthropic snail out of the man.
Teamed up with a smart aleck artistic moose, he makes up stories about crazy stuff like Norse gods in grade school, punk'd classic horror monsters, militant faer-folk in 3-foot steam-powered mecha, fantasy adventurers getting goosed by the monsters, and government-grant funded lesbian goth girls waging war against the undead to reclaim their nightlife.
