Hello, mortals!
I am an Icelandic viking, I eat fat, salty food 24/7, sleep, make children to work for me, then I go pillage!
That is to say, I eat what mommy brings to the table, I am still a clean man, and I go to a restaurant and "pillage" for hamburgers and such.
Anyways, I do draw, amazingly I do!
I also play classical 14th century death metal songs, like greensleeves and lute songs (on guitar, that is), I also play random things - on a guitar. I also play Dungeons and Dragons. You know, the geeky board game where you throw dices and mutilate monsters and people. And eat them if you wish.
I also sacrifice goats for no particular reason.
And I do no longer exist.
Do you?
P.S. I sacrifice babies on Sundays to gain magical powers.
