I would first like to say that I am only here for the soul purpose of supporting, promoting, (and insulting) my sister's comic 'Life Under The Top Hat'. Read it now. It's actually funny on occasion.
I would do a comic myself but...
1) I am exceptionally lazy
2) My time is too precious to waste drawing things
3) I am exceptionally lazy
4) I have no artistic skill (other then 3 years art training. Go figure)
5) I am exceptionally lazy
Now I know reasons 1, 3 and 5 were in fact the same, but I thought it was such a big reason it was worth mentioning 3 times.