Today, September 25th, was the BEST DAY EVER! I was the best EVER in Toilet Paper Dodgeball! None could beat my awesomenessocitey of dodging and epic throw fails. Whenever a roll was thrown at me, I would show-offingly, but wisely, dodge it. The crowd went wild when I was left completely outnumbered and still going strong! I wish I could relive the experience, it RULED! I wish someone got a video recording of it... I want to see myself dedging destruction! XD