Real Name: Sam Imtrappedinadriverslicensefactory Alvarez
Height: Tall
Weight: Bigger than a breadbox.
Figure: Skinny.
Hair: Long and poofy.
Eyes: Blue
Sex: Male
Age: 16
Race: 3/4 Cracker/1/4 Beaner
Personality: About as normal as a pair of threaded gold Zubaz, and as vulnerable as a pair of titanium Crocs.
Mannerisms: Dry-witted, standoffish until I start talking.
Idealist/Cynic?: Snarkily Cynical.
Favorite Song: There's A War Going on For Your Mind- Flobots
Favorite Insult: Captain! We are entering douche factor 9! Pull up! Pull up!
Most uttered phrase: Right-o.
Favorite type of person: Mildly insane artists.
Least Favorite Person: Trolls
Pet Peeve: People who use the term Pet Peeve.
Political Affiliation: a few steps left of Lenin.
Religious Affiliation: Irritatingly preachy Athiest since age 8.
Hero: George Carlin
Comic: Vile Withering
Taste in comics: Something beyond the norm. I can handle dumb, but if it's dull, that's where I bail out.
Taste in women: Smart, genuine, voluptuous. Let's leave it at that.
Taste in Music: My tastes are constantly in flux. I'm a fan of Punk, Metal, Alternative, and Protest Rock for the most part.
Day Person or Night Person: Night all the way.
Hello, Naughtelos, forgive my late response to your add, It's been quite busy around here for the holidays, I've actually taken to shanghai'n another oven just so i can keep up, though the extra bank is nice. Good to meet you as well.
