Once upon a time, in a land far far away...well, Scotland anyway...there lived a man named Peter.
This man was a 27 year old Zoology graduate who had drifted through life with nary a care in the world.
Then he made a webcomic and you read it. Then maybe some other stuff happened but that no longer matters because The Taste of Monkeys had entered your life and crushed your spirit.
The End