Hello, I'm CRAZY!
Name: Greg
Age: 17
B'day: 8/28
Likes: Video Games, webcomics, Order of the Stick
Dislikes: My kid brother, boredom
SSBB FC: 2964-8254-0269
GH: WT FC: 180554106931
Favorite quotes:
"I don't trust you enough to believe you lied." -Belkar Bitterleaf, Order of the Stick
"Bah! Obeying gravity is for people who aren't me!" -Cain, Normalcy is for Wimps
"When in doubt, set something on fire." -Belkar Bitterleaf, Order of the Stick
"Hard work may pay off in the long run, but laziness always pays off right now!" -Elan the Bard, Order of the Stick
"Hey, I don't make the crazy rules. I just twist them to my purpose." -Celia, Order of the Stick
"Doors are for wimps! Just like sanity and applesauce!" -Cain, Normalcy is for Wimps
"Hurt me if you must, but let the duckie go." -The Oracle of the Sunken Valley, Order of the Stick
"I can taste your fear...and it tastes like apple pie." -Rentorian
"I'll take the hot pokers, just don't make me talk to my father!" -Roy Greenhilt, Order of the Stick
"Now hold still, this should only hurt immensely." -Rurik, Normalcy is for Wimps
"Dude, you order paladins to clean the litter box. You're, like, my idol." -Belkar Bitterleaf, Order of the stick
"Awww, man! I didn't know I was gonna be the girl!" -Elan the Bard, Order of the Stick
"How dare they leave and cheat me of my revenge!" -Raven, The Beginning of an End
"I put a dollar in this morning and we've only driven 90 cents!" -Seymour Skinner, The Simpsons
"Stick with me. I'll keep us alive, and I may even figure out a way to win this fight while we're at it." -Dungeons & Dragons 4.0 Edition Player's Handbook
"Crap, that was a cutaway panel wasn't it?" -Unnamed Cleric, Order of the Stick
"The good news is that I was able to conjure some books that might help you come to terms with the bad news." -Eugene Greenhilt, Order of the Stick
"We have fought amongst ourselves for thousands of years. We're all here and no one has died: That is a sign that we all want peace." -Thebes, Sonic Chronicles: The Dark Brotherhood
"Come back here and die for my fleeting tactical advantage!" -Bozzok, Order of the Stick
"Thank you all for coming! I'll see you in Hell!" -Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, The Simpsons: Hit & Run
"I'm sorry if this is news to you, but 111 is more than 84. I may have blown your mind. I'm sorry." -ProtonJonSA, YouTube user
"If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me!" -Soldier, Team Fortress 2
"What makes me a good demo man? If I were a bad demo man, I wouldn't be sittin' here discussin' it wit' ya, now would I?" -Demoman, Team Fortress 2 trailer
"Operator, get me the number for 911!" -Homer Simpson
"The bush is a nice touch, considering we're underground." -Roy Greenhilt, Order of the Stick
"He had a baseball bat, and I was tied to a chair. Pissing him off seemed like the smartest thing to do." -Max Payne
"You try balancing a cow on the end of a fence post to wield it like a club. That's a damn physical challenge!" -Fighter McWarrior, 8-Bit Theater
"Evil beware. We have waffles." -Raven, Teen Titans
"Wait! That is not how we do things around here, buddy. ...First we have to argue incessantly over semantics. Then one of us has to hurt one or all of us. Also, you're a villain." -Red Mage, 8-Bit Theater
"You're just jealous because I sound like a Rock Star." -Beast Boy, Teen Titans
