Name: Samee
Also known as: faggot, fgt, idiot, dumbass, sambere, samberee sammy,samme awesomeness saucy saucsome saucsomeness awesomesaucsome awesomesaucsomeness, homo-hater (reserved for some weird guy called jeffdam).
Likes: To do some freestyle dancin'. Pokemon, DBZ, uuuuuh. Other stuff. Hawt girls.
Dislikes: People I meet for the first time, little kids, that stupid HSM movie (for reasons only few people know) weird and ugly girls people calling me terrorist cuz I'm a muslim and people making fun of Nigeria. You too I guess.
Age: 12
My life has been ruined. Not once, Not twice, not even three times. But 8 times. By 18 or something year olds, and some other guy.
AND NOW SANTA DOESNT EXIST? HE DOESNT EXIST!? DAMNIT? JUST TELL ME THE EASTER BUNNY AND TOOTH FAIRY DONT EXIST. NO. I have to keep my spirits up. I know the truth. All the seasonal icons hate the world... They formed a cult and made a conspiracy...... TO DESTROY ALL THOSE WHO BELIVE IN THEM! THATS RIGHT. GOTTA BE IT.
Friends:
Yoda: Matt, one of my closest friends. He is.... an make 0ut Addict.
Roland11: Roland. My best friend. He acts dumb sometimes, and is very annoying but is loyal. Has A SWEAR WORD PHOBIA.
Candyfloss:Twin sis. Nuff said.
Chaosflame24. He was the first personm to veiw and comment on my comic, so naturally he is a friend.
PL12: Helps with my comic. Friendly advice is
easy for her.
Volte6: He makes my friends list look cool.
OMG Microsoft decide to start making a virtual reality helmet? When? I'm too lazy to check. Damnit! And I had the choice of Xbox 360 or Wii! AND I CHOSE WII!
Comics
Former:
Well my first comic brace yourself for pokemon madness
Oh mah gosh that was terrible. I gave up because I didn't have any sprites left.
Present:
Pokemon Awesome Madness: On hiatus. It needs me to improve.
DEAD
Pokemon Journalism: Best idea eva, except my Paint.Net skills suck.
DEAD
To be:
Pokemon Awesome Madness II: I finished the storyline for The first, but haven't done it, so I've written a sequel. Last Pokemon Comic.
What we do in School:
My first non- pokemon comic. It is a good idea, but a little weird. I'll probably be 15 by the time it's started.
A story of which I like to tell:
One day, my 27 year old auntie takes me to see HSM3 for my birthday. Yes, despite my protests. Me and my brother went into the studio thing while my aunt and sis got snacks. They decided to play the HSM2 soundtrack while the movie wasn't on. I screamed. I got my phone out and played some Lupe Fiasco and a little bit of Linkin Park. Some 7 year old plays a gay song on his MP3 and plays it in my ear. Loud. I was partially deaf, when those kids decide to throw popcorn at a target. Me. The kids carried on pissing me off until I blew out words they won't understand in years. I ran off to the "toilet" and tried to sneak into another movie. I was caught. So I decided to scream all sorts of boos and hisses until I was deafend again. Damn kids.
THE END
Oh right, now doing a story, I am looking for a website to host it. My friend is making me a website, and my other friend is making a layout, but till then...
