Dear Reader: I shall sing you a song. Lyrics by Fred Rogers. Sung to the tune of the traditional children's song, 'Row Your Boat'. Ahem...
"Propel, propel, propel your craft
Gently down liquid solution.
Ecstatically, ecstatically, ecstatically, ecstatically!
Existence is but an illusion."
Your humble cartoonist,
Jeff Hawley