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ingrid_nini
feeeern! do you remember me? lol I was remembering drunk duck the other day, and how i was obsessed with your comics, I even had a dream about you once! ! XP ...But now I don't do drunk duck anymore... What with college and all...yeah...
haha.
Well, just passing by to say halloooo,
goodbye!!
(Oh, and I'll read the rest of Teenage Wasteland of course!)

Aioazech
:D I missed you Fern!

There's one scheduled to go up tomorrow.

Conned
This is Leone,
Leone is Dying of hunger and Thirst,
But Leone has thought of Fern,
Leone Comment on Fern's Page!

Waaazzzaaaap! I'm currently in Ho chi minh city :D 1 month left before i'll be homeeeee!

Maxw3ll
I've heard mix reviews about it, but the art included with it is supposed to be amazing. I personally haven't listened to it yet, tell me if i should.

Maxw3ll
You hear the new NIN release yet?

Conned
Meep!

Maxw3ll
I miss your comics....update NOW

F_Allen
when do you guys start up the project again bro :D

Leone
Santa is a' comin'!

Judy Holliday
Yes, you should continue the "Yoshimi". I think your drawings are absolutely beautiful and I would love to see more. Best of everything to you.

Judy Holliday
Thanks for being my friend back!

mechanical_lullaby
Go you for making it around the sun again without dying! WOOOOOO!

Conned
Fern, you an' I are the only indie kids around.
(and I'm not even a propper indie kid)
Doesn't matter, you're cool enough for the both of us

FERN = DOPEST FRIEND on DD.

Short_Circuiting
thanks, fern! :D

mechanical_lullaby
hahaaaa... nah, man. I'm dorky beyond belief. Looker mah Pokemans cards!

...hmmm... I wonder...

Through the rough and stormy weather
On a search for buried treasure
There's an island to explore
Every wave that whispers softly
"Stay in bed, 'cause it's still early"
Dolphins frolic by the shore
And the phone never rings when the pirates are singing

mechanical_lullaby
hahahaaaaaa.
indie people are cool.
so cool people don't even know.
and that's the best kind, of course

mechanical_lullaby
I-L-L-I-N-O-I-S! Ring the bell and call or write us
I-L-L-I-N-O-I-S! Can you call the Captain Clitus?
Logan, Grant, and Ronald Reagan
In the grave with Xylophagan
Do you know the ghost community?
Sound the horn, address the city

Short_Circuiting
lolwut? did you mean to quote bekeful or is rutger hacking into peoples' accounts? xD

marine
Fern!

Bekefel
I haven't received a FernQ in months.

This makes me want to cut Terminal.

pastel
You're so awesome.

I think you needed to be told that. :D

TheMidge28
You are a fan-art whore! Everyone all over town has got a little and me...Nuttin'!

Bekefel
Ah, flirting gets the best of us my friend.

Jonko
Fern Gully! You have a nice fro.

Kristen Gudsnuk
fern, jonko and I are big fans of yours and we were wondering (actually it was much more her idea than mine... she's just embarrassed ^_^!) if you are on FACEBOOK!!~!!!!!!! well if you are, we should all be happy facebook friends. yeah. that'd be really fun. ok! :D

F_Allen
its wet your pants good man, radiohead back on form, im on the ceiling

Conned
Don't delete Good day sunshine!
That comic could go on forever...

Maxw3ll
Where did Yoshimi's pages go? It only has one page now.

Allan
Fern! What happened to us. We used to be BFF. Now what are we? We're just... we're just F.

junoblairb
Hell yeah I can! I can take you to the Danger Zone and BEYOND. There's no place my Rally can't go... save heaven I think. She is, after all, Satan's Camaro. (ooooo Transformers!)

Rori
I'll be back on it soon. Life's just been crazy.

But I'm totally drawing you as a girl now :D

Rori
Fern, you make a hot girl, at least in Riot's hands.

That SO didn't come out right...

F_Allen
dude it says your a publisher? ive been away how'd that happen brudda

Bekefel
Your avatar is the best yet. Orange awesome.

Also has the Fern-o-Meter updated at all? ;D

We haven't spoke much recently.

ozoneocean
Ack! You are pure evil! John Howard must be removed

Black_Kitty
I'm glad you find me funny on The Gigcast. :D Although I hope it's funny in a good way. ^^;; But hey! Either way, thanks for listening!

Cthulhu
Witty.

Very witty.

Short_Circuiting
hey, uh, you guy that likes to make comics with really, really long titles that just keep going on and on (kind of like this sentence). xP hehehe.

Kristen Gudsnuk
wow, thanks for clarifying that, fern. I'd just assumed you were some sort of creepster who just locks himself in his room drawing comics all day.
good thing I know better now.
*snickers*

Bekefel
Your trophies make me want to e-masturbate all over you.

Oh and, lol hey.

Cthulhu
1000 comic pages, Forum Maniac, Featured Story, Featured Strip, Tin Member, PUBLISHER...

Damn. That be impressive, fern.

pastel
This whole time... I thought we were friends already.

I'm not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing. But I'm glad the issue is cleared up now. =D FRIEND!

joe_vee
FERN! you should be a DD intern :O

Rori
Well...I have my eye on WWLA next March. That's still in the early planning stages, though.

In other news...You have been missed!

joe_vee
FERN!!! :O

I'm going to LA thursday and staying for like a week to visit my buddy claire and other peeps. Do you have any suggestions on what I should do in LA LA land?

P.S.

Seems like you have been M.I.A. What's the dealio? I miss seeing you around DD. :/

Zac
Fern is essence of amazing

Cthulhu
Theatening you? All of my fingers, and my drawing hand itself, are scarred, and disfigured.

I can't draw for crap.

Allan
Fern, what if there was no more sadness in the world?

...I don't think you'd have anything to make comics out of! HA HA! ...not.

Conned
Super Smooth as always, Fern me boy.

mechanical_lullaby
Said the man to the lady!

kawaiidaigakusei
Now I'm jealous of Jason Schwartzman because he got to meet the FERN!

kawaiidaigakusei
Wait...I met Jason Schwartzman also, he walked into my workplace and I ran outside with a pen and paper and said, "Oh my gosh, are you Jason Schwartzman? I loved you in I heart Huckabees, can I have your autograph?" He said, "Of course, sure" signed my paper and said, "Hi. I'm Jason."

(But the truth is, I absolutely loved him in Rushmore)

Bekefel
Oh fern, I just want to ruffle your fro'.

...

Not in a gay way.

Kristen Gudsnuk
oh, ps, weird video! ... in a fun way!!! very dramatic.

Kristen Gudsnuk
you met jason schwartzman?!?! I kind of hate you, although it's probably good that I've never/will never meet him... I might kidnap him :o!!!! OMGGG have you heard, there's a new movie called "the darjeeling limited" by wes anderson AND it has Jason Schwartzman as a major character!!! he has a weird pedophile-moustache!! argh, I can't wait!!!

joe_vee
trade hair with me plz, i gots to have that FRO :O

Exzachly
Crazy, man. How many of your comics have been featured now?

Cthulhu
I remember what your face looks like.

Just imagine what I could do if I knew how to draw...

Bekefel
Don't ignore me...

D:

And look! I made Fanarts for Shiny Things and Only In The Cav!

http://www.drunkduck.com/Only_in_the_Cav/index.php

joe_vee
I like ur new avatar . BFC make that for you?

Bekefel
I'm sorry fern, the truth is out. I couldn't take the guilt anymore.

TheMidge28
...Good Day Sunshine is hilarious fun...taking inspiration from daily horoscopes and applying the post-modern turn... to create a LOL riot...

TheMidge28
The Evening/Morning Examiner

Rori
fern=awesome!

curlpop
howdy.

Bekefel
...lolfern.

joe_vee
Go to COMIC CON FERN! If you want to keep your mysteries you can always wear a ski mask or dress up like a super hero :O.

Thirdperiodlunch
AHAHAHAHA. XD
You think that is an inviting look?
I think I look more like "something kinda stinks in this room".

Thirdperiodlunch
D; I don't think it's PG-13!

It's a corset-top-shirt-thingy. :3 I wear it all the timeeeee. It's pretty.

Thirdperiodlunch
O___O Oh shi-
There's a bunny in your "Forum topics started" thingy!

joe_vee
Here's to Fern the DD P.I.M.P. :P! Haha jk.

But yeah I just want to honestly thank you for your support and for keeping your comics updated. Your comic (teenage wasteland) was actually the first one I read through (besides claire's)on DD. I loved it and it made me want to start my own. So thanks for all you do Mr. Fernando!

Avalon comics
Haha! it says "Rack" at the top of your page!

Bekefel
Mecha or Snuffkin?

SpANG
OOooo! PUBLISHER eh? With your little RED Headers instead of crappy BLUE ones. Think your pretty SPECIAL, huh? With your funny, insightful views on things?


Bekefel
FERN

kawaiidaigakusei
Bon dia Fernando. Your comics are muito bon!
(Portuguese)

Bekefel
No kidding.

No posts in there at all really, no posts anywhere. The duck seems empty tonight. I am so bored, I would be playing XBL with lefarce if I didn't get rid of Lost Planet.

So all there is to do is sit here with my mate, while he plays Gun being bored. A little Pearl Jam always helps I guess.

Why did you leave the TD? Now the dicks overpopulate the awesome people.

Bekefel
Hello fern, how are you on this fine evening?

(I ask, because I am bored and the forums are desolate.)

I heart artists
Sometimes he pretends like he's not, but Fern is one sweet boy!

kawaiidaigakusei
Your stories are extremely entertaining and are all types of genres. I definitely have laughed out loud on several occasions after reading Daphne Descends or Teenage Wasteland or just felt very sad after reading One Hundred Percent Of All Relationships...
I thoroughly enjoy your writing and style.

Avalon comics
LOL NOW I R ADD COMMENT!!
It seems all your "Forum Topics Started" are in some dialect of binary code...

Piscareous
You are quite welcome good sir. My Rei was very pleased with how you drew her.

Bekefel
Funny how the lyrics change with every performance isn't it.

Bekefel
Once I saw her on a beach of weathered sand
And on the sand I wanna leave it again... yeah
On a weekend I wanna wish it all away yeah...
And they called and I said that I want what I said
And then I call out again
And the reason oughta leave her calm I know
I said i dont know whether
Im the boxer or the bag
Awh yeah ehh....
Can you see them
Out on the porch
But they dont wave
I see them round the front way yeah
And I know, and I know.
I dont want to stay...

Make me cry. <guitar solo>

AWESOMEDRESSING.

sessy6
Most likely not...(What?)
But I will...Now...

InsaneOtaku
Awesome. Wasn't much of a comment but that's still pretty damn crazy.

Bocaj
Thanks for the future contributation, I am swammped with entries right now.
It rocks.

BigFishComic
I think he said booger. Wow I am like a barely functioning canto-dictionary. woo~

Conned
ahaha nice video :'
I had no sound though

BigFishComic
YOU PUT RIHANNA IN MY COMMENT BOX?

shame on you.

Maxw3ll
Yeah, my psychedelic room is the result of photoshop and boredom. My room isn't really that great, but i do have an Abbey Road poster =)


So how you doing?

F_Allen
sad but true bro, sad but true, ive reached my goal got the little trophy now what do i do, actualy update? nahhhh


u heard grinderman album, its got some awesome songs on it by Mr Cave

Allan
And you think *I* listen to crappy music? "Umbrella-ella"?

Puh-leeze!

(jk)

F_Allen
im trying for the 1000, just got find another 260 ducks dude

DancingChaos
Thanks for telling me that; I know enough about love to know that a 15 year old (like me) cannot actually fall in love. It's life experience. If anyone in my grade says they have fallen in love with someone they knew for five minutes, it's complete bullshit. Am I the only damn person in my entire school that knows this? Sex isn't love!

Bekefel
A new FF game for the Wiii you say?

Lets hope it does not suck as much as 12.

Disgruntledrm
Aw, thanks. It's nice to know that someone finds my comments funny.

Bekefel
Heya Fern ^^

Custard Trout
That video reminds me of an advert I saw a while ago, there a paper cup on screen for most of it, then at the end it said 'See? You'll watch anything' I forgot what it was advertising. Either something related TV or cups, or possibly something that is contained in a cup.

F_Allen
ive been away bro, missed ya

Kristen Gudsnuk
oh hehe~ yeah did I leave a lot of comments? well any comic that has wes anderson references will not go uncommented by me!!!! *fighting stance*

DancingChaos
FERN. IS. AWESOME.

Fern is awesome.

...Fernisawesome...

Zac
You were the only friend I could think of that would be publisher!
ROCK

Conned
Funny how big things happen in lost but because we're so used to it..it's not shocking.

Conned
Fern.
Episode 21.
LOST.

:D

Inidas
Well, I'm not sure if I believe that all your other comics suck. I'll have to check 'em out and get back to you. So... If I think they suck... can I tell you they suck? =)

Inidas
Daphne is an awesome character! And one of these days I'll read you other... 27... comics!

Thirdperiodlunch
PFFFT. McCrappy.
All your comics rock, Fern.

Thirdperiodlunch
I was bored so I decided to read through your five bajillion comics. :D
I'm pretty sure you win at life. Zomg.

Conned
You can only be awesum if you have more than 6 comics!

ingrid_nini
Where ARE your featured trophies??!

Conned
Fern = RockX10(to the power of)457349853956345X
and X = 788 :D

Conned
Glad you liked the archive AND the spelling ;D Never paid any note to that, I bet you could tell. I should re-read it, it's good to remember what made your comic good in the first place...

Before I die I must have an acid trip. Maybe when I'm 90.

F_Allen
dude zero sum on year zero, awesome bro

F_Allen
Howdy

I heart artists
Fern has always been nice to me. Always. Fern is a good person.

Kristen Gudsnuk
uh... wow, good job getting 300 points in Cat.
300 points. yup.

SeriousQuiche
THank you for adding me as a friend :3 <3

Freux
Feeeeeeern.. You have the most comics EVAR! XD

.. Btw, I stoled a trophy. I guess. >_>

DancingChaos
Aw, yay! Thank you :D *feels warm feelings*

kingofsnake
Allan's right, BFF was featured, AND They are Night Zombies! Where's your damn trophy? Outrage!

I went to St. Aneslms College here in NH. I updated my profile.

Allan
Hey Fern! You have a lot of comics! Also: wasn't one of them featured? I see no trophy there! You deserve representation!

Zac
You'll always be featured twice in my heart, fern.
No tropy can replace that.

Zac
Can I have the last or the 2nd to the last page.
Mine is is the Finale to Our Why Girls Hate me Film and it also ends on an upper!

ingrid_nini
Watsup! Just wanna say Fernie, ^_^ you are a good friend! hehe And a good person. I love your art style! And I love your comics! I'll always be your #1 fan!! XD yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! lol

kingofsnake
Fern you're avatar is totally creeping me out, because I know you a latino boy, not an asian girl

Conned
Thanks for the FQ Fern!

BigFishComic
same comment.

I know how to do it. I will win. You just wait.

Zac
same comment.
I know how to do it. I will win. You just wait.
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