coin operated boy
sitting on the shelf he is just a toy
but i turn him on and he comes to life
automatic joy
that is why i want a coin operated boy

made of plastic and elastic
he is rugged and long-lasting
who could ever ever ask for more
love without complications galore
many shapes and weights to choose from
i will never leave my bedroom
i will never cry at night again
wrap my arms around him and pretend....

coin operated boy
all the other real ones that i destroy
cannot hold a candle to my new boy and i'll
never let him go and i'll never be alone
not with my coin operated boy......

this bridge was written to make you feel smittener
with my sad picture of girl getting bitterer
can you extract me from my plastic fantasy
i didnt think so but im still convinceable
will you persist even after i bet you
a billion dollars that i'll never love you
will you persist even after i kiss you
goodbye for the last time
will you keep on trying to prove it?
i'm dying to lose it
i'm losing my confidence
i want it (x4)
i want you (x4)
i want a (x4)
coin operated boy.

and if i had a star to wish on
for my life i cant imagine
any flesh and blood could be his match
i can even take him in the bath

coin operated boy
he may not be real experienced with girls
but i know he feels like a boy should feel
isnt that the point that is why i want a
coin operated boy
with his pretty coin operated voice
saying that he loves me that hes thinking of me
straight and to the point
that is why i want
a coin operated boy.

So are you suggesting that I'm an evil parallel Obama?

Hi!

oh and my brother only reffered to you as a texican when you would humilite him in yo mama fights and stuff

so your "that stupid texican" my brother (poliwirl100) kept referring to

I could kick your @$$ in Smash bros brawl AND sonic rush

[note] I'm a bigger gamer than you [note]

*Bows down at yur feet* I beg of you sir please train me in the ways of random *shuts up*

um... can i ask, who are you?
sorry if this sounds rude

I have nothing else better 2 do.

sorry i thought i had already

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Ok, I'm done......Greg.

I want Greg. I want him now.

I want more than just ur soul........

Here's another on 2 make u happy.......very happy.

Another fuckin' comment 4 u.

Is this better?

Good. U want 2 do mine?

U didn't have 2 say u mean it. I would have doen this sonner or later.

Waaaaaaaaaaaaay 2 much.

I comment waaaaaaaaaaaaaay 2 much!

Damn, I want Brawl!

Ur avi kicks ass....literaly!

Stuff like that doesn't surprise me. Here is something that happened yesterday:

A woman took her 5 and 7 years old boys out 2 an interstate highway during rush hour, threw them over to a highway below them (a 27ft drop), then jumped over herself.

Ur case may b random, but seems normal to me.

Crap is good 4 u.....nobody else just u.

Smack this! All on th floor!
Smack this! Give me some more!
......
Why r u just sitting there...SMACK THIS!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
I was bored.

Hello god of Random.
That's all.

Thanks for the add /

Wzzup?

tah for the add matey

Dude you are awsome I mean it to you are so awsome your awsomeness radiates from the computer it is awsome

*Generic thank you for adding message*

Greetings from the acolyte of the winged platypus. (being random is fun)

Kick ass,
I'm a friend!
Yo leader,
That's the end.

OH MY EPIDERMIS!
I like saying random shit too!

Thanks for the add. Go show them who's boss!

Tar for the add.

Thanks for the add bud!

thanx for the add bro!

Thanks for the add mate. =)

Thanks for the add chum!

I don't think i said thanks for the add, so thanks for the add... cos that's what friends are for... (thanking each other for the add? - no that doesn't sound right at all...)