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HybridLemonade
I miss you so hard come back

Avalon comics
I miss Penis ;___; come back, marine...

lothar
where's the PENIS ! ?

ozoneocean
I'm not actually sure what you're talking about... But probably. Spang and Inkmonkey tend to delete you comments I think. While I do that with some other people.

ozoneocean
I burn for ya baby.

ozoneocean
Missed ya.

Krensada
what happened to penis? that comic was funny!

Avalon comics
WHAT HAPPENED TO PENIS WHERE IS MY PENIS I WANT MY PENIS

therealtj
Marine, where's your penis?

ozoneocean
Why, just dandy!
How about you man? ^_^

TheMidge28
How you doing!?

Nepath
Thanks for the comments!
Glad you like Energize!!

notlikelytocare
LOL HAI.

What happened to your AIM?

ozoneocean
Did you ever?

MrRiot
Did I learn what?

Also...is that incredibly old-skool Halo in your new avatar?

Krensada
That's the first time your Avatar has matched your name.

Ed Comics
Thanks for the friend add! Rock on!

Brett
Ed Comics

lapaix
Thank for the add. I really like your stuff.

Chelano
A change of pace for you I think. Interesting story. But same unique art style. Nice work

Orange
It's...uh...good :D?

Btw did you ask everyone that?

Cthulhu
I just read through the archives.

Really good, I must say. It's much different from penis, that's for sure, but that's one of the things that make it good. Having two totally different comics proves that you can show some contrast. Also, the Author's notes are incredible. If they're not taken from Wikipedia, that is.

Also, it being a horror reminded me of that time you made penis a horror comic. But back on topic-Although it's a young comic, it's still unique in the fact that it's the only comic about Werewolves I've seen in a while. It's always vampires this, vampires that...

Like I said, it was a good read, and I'm looking forward to watching it develop.

Sidwarrious
It'sa comic bout a wolf.

ozoneocean
Now that's smart thinkin'

I added a whole bunch of cool people when Volte was testing it... But back then nobody got any notification. because it wasn't live, so none of them knew I'd friended them!
These days I just leave it and when people add me, I add them back. Unless it's a hot gal... then I'll be first ^^

ozoneocean
It's because people love you so much
I'm booooooring.

Orange
Thanks for the add!

Any particular reason why :o?

keithmccleary
I think our first project should be to take a crack at "Full House 2.0: The Sodomy Years."

Amelius
haha yep it has been a while, been real busy here and I've no longer got AIM is why I haven't been on it in a while! (new computer that is) I'll probably rectify the situation when I have time to chat again! (gotta get work & junk outta the way first!)

Zac
yep, that was a long time ago when i was intimidated by your greatness.

Feel free to laugh at it all you'd like.

<3 ya

Chelano
I sold one thing to a family member. HAHAHA. Oh well. It is free, so it is fun just to have one ya know?

Miss Annoying
Thanks for the add new friend :D

gromire
different. i dont know wherther im mawake enought yet to comment.

Sidwarrious
I am Jack's scathing wit and urinary infection.

Janen
Thanks for the add. I see you thought long and hard for a title for your comic...Pun heavily intended.

DarkChibiShadow
Thank you for the add!

Any reason why? :3

stickboybob
YAY! i l;ov youssss!

pastel
Soooo, when do you wanna come over to do each others' hair and nails? You seem like you look good in pink nailpolish, so I'll save that aside.

ShinGen
Thanks for the add man! I love Penis btw.

I know how gay that sounds but I stand by my words.

notlikelytocare
Lolwut?

mcman
Thanks for the friend add! ^_^

soonmme
Thanks for the add...

Exzachly
Hullo. Care for some AIDS?

fern
'Sup.

LanceDanger
Hi there! Thanks for the add =)

Amelius
Hello you!

carly_mizzou
OMGWTFBBQ!
(jus spreadin' the luv around)

Bekefel
HOPE THIS ISN'T CHRIS'S BLOOD.

Terminal
OH THE HUGE MANATEE.

ifelldownthestairs
hell yeah, that was awesome. it kind of reminds me of dinosaur comics.. i like. me likey bouncy

ifelldownthestairs
yo ass just got added back boyeee

SeriousQuiche
Thanks for adding me :3

Bekefel
No friend for me, no friend for you.

You disappointed me marine.

ketenol
In West Philadelfia born and raised
on the playground where I spent most of my days

simonitro
YOUR COMIK OWMEDS!!!!! & ROCKZ!!!

Lord Shplane
Thanks for the friending, my computer is now un-fucked-up enough for me to add you back.

Also, comment on mah vids!! I love when peoples do that.

antcomics
Muchas gracias for the add! :D

Will
Marine = God

I GUARANTEE IT!

Kristen Gudsnuk
I'm afraid I've already forgotten.

junoblairb
awww! That freakin sucks! I've done that so many times. Makes me wanna spit nails.

I appreciate all you're doing! :D

Bekefel
ALSO, COCKS.

silent_but_eggy
yes, i agree, your avatazz rocks the socks off a ducks feet, which are webbed.

tea_green
Your avatar is the shiz-nite

Avalon comics
RIOT YOU SAY? LIKE THIS ONE?

Bekefel
My god...you don't love me anymore...

Runosonta
Yeah, I kinda see where you're getting at. Let's not continue this beautiful, beautiful conversation of ours. At least here in the comment boxes.


As for the part about me noticing you at the forums? - you write JUST like a good friend of mine. I like that witty/rude/sarcastic/whatever style of yours.

Runosonta
(I wanna see if you put that song in my site again... it was COOL.)

Runosonta
I don't wanna add people as friends, before they either know me or take the intitiative. Lame, eh?


AWESOMNESS!

Runosonta
Huh. So I guess you're pretty... well, you know, man. You KNOW "What Would Tyler Durden Do".

Runosonta
Based on your forum writings I wanted to be your friend from the very beginning. Cheers for the add! :D

blntmaker
Congratulations on your nominations! Well earned given your growing popularity!

Good look at the DD Awards!

Bekefel
XBOX LIVE. BLUE DRAGON DEMO: 15%

COCKS.

Zac
never cross the street without looking both ways

tea_green
That was an awesome clip of Spawn. I remember watching that cartoon, when HBO was cool and illegal for minors.

I like John Leguizamo's version of Clown too, though.

Oh, yeah, 'sup marine!

somiso
You've just gotten a comment :o

blntmaker
Or David...

(Puts on shades)

...Caruso!

(Walks away)

RobertTidwell
hey man, not much going on here. how things for you?

Thanks for the add/comment.

Avalon comics
Van Diesler avatar, eh?
You should have Mr. T or Jack Bauer next.

Avalon comics
Jim Carey avatar, eh?

blntmaker
To quote something The Joker and I KNOW La Farce would say...

"Never rub another man's rhubarb!"

Penismaker...are you insane, man?!?! Um wait, don't answer that...

maritalbliss
Yes, I have a large forehead...Thanks for pointing out one of the three physical features I'm insecure about...You know your just wish your "Penis" was as large as my forehead.

Bekefel
Marine.

XBL?
XBL!
XBL?

Mars is fucked.

blntmaker
Y'know...ANY compliment from you is actually kinda cool. Thanks for the good words. Really, man. Thanks!

blntmaker
Cool tongue twister! Of course, it WOULD be cooler if I ACTUALLY licked the lizard. The perspective is deceptive - I just had my tongue out to give the appearance...on the other hand:

Phallic-philes frequently flaunt ferocity.

Thanks for the add, man!

Avalon comics
DA WOOOOOOP!

Avalon comics
In Britain, we had "Pop Idol" beore you had "American Idol" but that german one is utter LOL

My Lady of Sorrow
a slingshot...a rocket launcher...

My Lady of Sorrow
are you going to shoot me if i say no?

maritalbliss
Hey, we worship your 'penis'!

My Lady of Sorrow
hey, you... over there...

what?

Bekefel
McFuck

Conned
hahah I was thinking what a interesting photo to use as your avatar..

Tell me it's Paris hilton crying on her way to the jail house!

She looks perfectly horrid

fern
McGiggles at yer avatar.

Wazaga
hey there, thanks for the add!

Bekefel
Oh my god, theres a character called Rape Man?

JillyFoo
One lone penis against all those DD boobs webcomics. Good luck man! I'll keep hitting that penis comic for ya...! XD

D0m
I love penis.

No, not like that.

Do you have PKMN Diamond or Pearl?

sessy6
Yeah, but mudkips are too...Mainstream...
No one likes teh grass poke's!
Except me

lefarce
Sorry bout that. I thought I had you on my list, obviously I don't check it often. Fixed that.

Radmetalmonk
Just saw your militant black guy video. Reminds me of a time when my buddy was buying some chicken from Popeyes. He ordered a bucket of white meat only and the black man behind him says "All white meat huh?!" and leaves.

Radmetalmonk
What's happening man?

Bekefel
Your employing more workers into penis sprites...

:O

usedbooks
Penis sucks! Just kidding. Your penis is hilarious... and huge. I have penis envy.

Bekefel
Offline for 18 Hours. Yup, you sure are online.

Rockster1039
Thx for the comment. It'll look alot better when my friend resizes it.

killersteak
Alright alright alright. Wooo. Yeah. Marine. Woo.

Jaffar255
Oh, well. I quit spriting now. I used to love it but it got kinda dull. Hopefully my new drawn comic will do better.

Jaffar255
Hahaha ok. Are you meaning like a real penis or something from your comic because I've never read it so I don't know if it's something different from the comic?

lefarce
Marine ol' chum, have I told you lately that I love you?

Ah, it appears that I have. But one cannot express enough love for you, or your Penis. Therefor, I love you Marine, and your Penis.

Bekefel
Dude, one more comment from you and I will have a full collection of marine comments!

Complete my collection! I am now off to go to bed, and wait for the next update of penis. Soon to be the #1 comic on DD, closely followed by Life and Death and Le Farce. Then I shall touch myself whilst thinking of penis, and possibly Lucy Liu.

...life is truly but a dream.

Green_Tangerine
Haha... What kind of article? Like an interview, or an editorial style?

Bring it on, I'm a good sport about most stuff.

fern
Penis knows all and sees all.

Green_Tangerine
Hey there yourself!

ketenol
GALSAKSNODOOSOSOSOSOSO PENIS.

Bekefel
MY PENIS IS OF A COMMENDABLE SIZE.

Bekefel
Oh my god! Spaced is fucking awesome. Nay, epic!

Bekefel
For some reason, no.
But Shaun of the Dead is my favourite film. Betcha can't guess what my favourite program is? *cough* Red Dwarf *cough*

Bekefel
I loved him first.

Make another podcast and re enable comments dammit!

lefarce
QUOTE:
A cartoon of a man with a penis and testicles on his head is NOT T+.
A cartoon of a character getting an abortion with some sort of power tool is NOT T+


I love you.

hpkomic
DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU C-c-c-combo-breaker DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU

Bekefel
It seems Marine has made it to Bekefels top friends.

ozoneocean
I want to see an American Airwolf in London.

mechanical_lullaby
it's true! it was meeee!

Cthulhu
ITS OVER 9000!!!

mechanical_lullaby
wellll... everyone died in horrific ways involving a clotheshanger and a cup of bakingsoda... of course.

yareufollowingme
hello =]

Ninja_Jette
Hahahaha i guess you and I just have the same humor eh? i love that hump vid XD

Bekefel
3 and 1/2.

Bekefel
My internet goes into the USB port, and the Xbox goes in the ethernet port.

Bekefel
I believe it requires an Ethernet Cable, but thats what I use. So I dont know about the USB, I wouldnt have thought so...your xbox should have came with an ethernet cable?

Bekefel
Cheers buddy.

"This is the Peeeenis Podcast" Love it. :P

Bekefel
Dude, I totally can't read Penis anymore.

Curse my 16-year-old-ness.

Zaku
Bless Penis

ketenol
I love penis. It is my Favorite webcomic which is named penis.

Eunice P
Hey Marine, you can try get the software call Quick Screen Recorder. It's a nifty software to record your desktop live. Some folks used it to record games they played.

booger
thanks for addin me as a friend^^

Ayres
Woot! thanks for the add! Awesome comic btw >.O

Rina_ran
Oh, I remember my friend ILty and I looking at your comic one day. ha ha

Thanks for finding and adding me as a friend. =3

Darwin
Thanks for adding me to your friends list Marine!

Ninja_Jette
OMG thats the coolest movie ive ever seen!!! I love it!!! yuo have great taste! its the best!

DetectiveFork
I'm not terribly concerned if Fork shows up in a print book of yours. More exposure for him, I figure. You could always just throw a "Detective Fork by Kevin Guhl" credit in there somewhere.

Kuromei
Thanks for making me one of your friends!

ozoneocean
You're up to date with everything'? You are teh superhuman!
I can't manage it.

ozoneocean
IT'LL NEVER BE AS GOOD AS WHEN PRINCESS JEN DID IT...

Naw. I've been a busy boy. Not keeping up with any comic updates at the moment. You know how it gets...

centuryslayer
hey, thanks for the add'

ketenol
The balls are inert.

ReincarnatedParano
Thank you for the add!

*....can't resist*
IT'S OVER NINE *BEEP* THOUSAAAAAAAND!!

maritalbliss
Awww, shucks...I'm blushin' that you deem us worthy of the mighty Penis!

F_Allen
cheers for the add penis dude

sandy
Hi again, and yay for animal rights. Anyway, strange thing just happened to me. I got logged out for some reason. Go figure?

sandy
Thanks for the friend request!

Nightmare Zero
Thank's for making me your friend.

Mega Josh
HAW. IMAGES DON'T WORK.

>:O

Mega Josh
NO U >: (

Bekefel
I liek the way you think.

mechanical_lullaby
ha... you popped my comment cherry!

Bekefel
My response to that is bacon, sort out your damn live and come play with me and Ketenol.

Bekefel
NOW I CAN CONTINUE LEIKING PENIS. :D

Bekefel
I LEIK PENIS.

But its now an A rating so I cant comment.

Conned
Clockwork Orange Was quite the movie...
It is quite the awesum mask! Stur up a revolution!! I want one too :D

junoblairb
*waves!!!!* :D

Conned
Hey hey! Thanks for the add. I must say thur Matt. You have one extra-ordinary life :}

ketenol
Carnt we share? : <

Emma_Clare
long time no see... loved your comics for a while... thank you so much for the fave

lothar
Godzill did what? things are happening that i am unaware of !!!!!

ozoneocean
YOU are beating ME now... ^_^
But I have sex appeal...
...that's what I tell myself anyway.

mangaka_serena
Thanksies for the comment and add ^-^

Zac
I see you have obtained the 100 Friends achievement! What's that, like 200 points?

Zac
wutz ur ddgamerscore?

ozoneocean
I leik mudkips. DO you?

lefarce
I love Penis!



The comic, of course.

Bekefel
You have heard correctly Mr Penis.

ToonmanAZ
Thanks for the comment!

Allan
Hey you!

I find your comic to be relevant.

Generic Human
Ggggraaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh

flaak_monkey
Hey dude was up.

Zac
i will pwn ur walll hax.

ozoneocean
Apparently you are Satan at Drunk Duck
That makes Volte God...

ketenol
lol u tk him 2da bar|?

ozoneocean
Liar! SOnne has a lovely video clip ^_^

Kristen Gudsnuk
wait, so are you the devil?

omg Plan 9 From Outer Space is like the awesomest movie ever!!!!!!!!! !!

Mega Josh
HEY.

... Do a barrel-roll.

Zac
I'm pretty sure it was Oz

ozoneocean
Ah, Plan 9 wasn't nearly as bad as people said it was!

Tor Johnson=STAR!
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