Real Name: Mike
Occupation: Schoolteacher
Legal Status: Not currently wanted for anything he knows of
Former Aliases: Something his gran'ma sometimes still calls him
Identity: It's, like, totally a secret.
Marital Status: Very single
Known Relatives: A bunch
Group Affiliation: Sad Geeks International, Inc.
Base of Operations: Zurich, Switzerland
First Appearance: One fateful winter day that shall forever live in infamy
Origin: spacehamster does not remember the day he started drawing any more than he remembers the day he started pooping.
Height: 6'
Weight: 187 lbs
Eyes: Brown
Hair: Brown
Other Distinguishing Features: Tends to be the loudest guy in the room
Date of Birth: January 9th, 1977
Place of Birth: Uster, Switzerland
Powers: spacehamster has the uncanny ability to annoy the heck out of people. This ability is noticeably heightened by the consumption of alcoholic beverages.
Weapons: Pentel, Kolinsky, Rothring, Wacom.
Special Equipment: Too much coffee
