In the Immortal words of Bender: I'm just an Ex-con trying to go straight and get my kids back.
But seriously you know that guy you always wish you could be? well I'm not him but I'm close, I'm the guy who you think, Wow, I bet he leads a charmed life,
Why isn't my life as charmed?
I'm from someplace so check out my comics and see how I represent.
You sir are awesome wrapped in artistry, batter dipped in hilarity and deep fried to have a tender flaky crust. Server with a lite orage sauce of course.