I am the Great Joe Bivins. I am great. Seriously.
Greetings from Orlando, Floorda, the asshole of the universe! I'm working on a Doctorate in Crazy from Crazy Person University, with a minor in Talking to Trees! Here are some statistics about ME:
Age (in millenia): 0.023
Mass (in number of Earths): 0.0000000000000000000000022475559126824695326101513325298
Birthplace: Planet 10
Favorite Zombie Movie: Evil Dead II
Favorite Toe: Pointer
Favorite Speech Disorder: Aphasia
Favorite Animal That Eats Ants: Aardvark
Favorite Character From Roseanne: Darlene
Favorite Minor TOS Star Trek Character: Lt. Kyle
I'm also a musician and an author.
RELEVANT LINKS:
The Great Joe Bivins' Unpopular Blog
The Sooper Doopers, my embryonic band
Information about my book, Sam Versus Reality
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