Lessee... let's start with the standard a/s/l.
Age: Don't ask unless you're prepared for the answer
Sex: Male (I was going to put "Yes, please", but that joke is way overdone)
Locus: Acknowledged (I dare you to get that reference. Go on. I dare you), Actually, Florida (or as I call it, hurricane alley)
I'm a guy of simple tastes (not a simple guy). I roleplay (MMO, console, and PnP), collect manga and anime, and generally geek out. Scared yet? You should be.