I forgot I had this account at all. I had another, but didn't know my password (or even which email address it was tied to). It was pleasantly surprising to rediscover I had this account, along with the start of my precious comic. Sorry to anyone who read the first four pages of Rock Candy at the start of '08. I'm a metard!
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I draw comics, read real non-comic books (it seems like no one really does that anymore), and write.
Despite all evidence to the contrary, I enjoy acceptable to excellent grammar, and mostly understandable syntax.
You want to be my friend, and to talk to me. You find me intensely interesting, and quite hilarious. Fav my comics, and comment. It boosts my substantial ego. You do not see me swinging this fob watch, or that I speak in a strangely soothing, almost hypnotizing monotone. Join my army. Joooiiiin myyyy arrrmyyyy. You will wake feeling peaceful and refreshed with no memory of any of these words when I snap my fingers.
*SNAP!* OUCH! I broke my fingers!
